You can't make this stuff up!

This is an actual Geary County Sheriff Department incident report that was printed out in the Junction City Daily Union on January 6, 2006: 5:21 p.m., Interstate 70, mile post 309, information for officer. A spatial anomaly was reported in the vicinity. Subject reported a low-flying 747 that was hanging motionless in the air. Kansas Highway Patrol checked with the Federal Aviation Administration. No unusual activity was reported in the Geary County rectangle.